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| BORED of being SIAN This may sound weird but its the truth that has to be told, I am bored of being sian and I am sian of being bored. I am so bored that being bored becomes sian and being so sian of being bored, I get bored of being sian. WHY is this you ask? For one... my xbox has developed a mind on its own, it turns on when it wants to and truns off when it feels like it, who says machines can't think... its the era of mind-ed machines. Another reason is that... wait... I can't think of any... maybe thats why I feel bored... | | |
| State of Retardedness... Awesome Have you ever wonder the possiblity of a retard being the one and causes even the brightest minds to doubt their intelligence? Well... truth to be told, it happens more then we think. Imagin this guy  making this guy  look like a fool (even though he kinda already does, but he's smart!) In fact, I do it all the time and it never fails to make me laugh and feel smart at the same time! Its a wonder what mini brains, big hearts and a fun seeking spirit can do... For example: 1 + 1 = 14 Is the above statement true?  Ans: Yes, if you think about it. | | |
| Tuesday, March 31, 2082 Thats like the day I'm going to die, according to the Death Clock, but I bet to differ... I don't want to live till 93!!! I'll be so bored of earth! Anyways... things I would like to happen when I go off to Heaven and meet my maker =) 1) You know when you go to a funeral... you get food of some sought? I want Bak Kut Teh to be served at mine 2) I want to wear an Elvis Presley costume in my coffin (including the hair) 3) I want a huge screen showing seasons 1-10 of F.R.I.E.N.D.S 4) I want my Bii to speak at my funeral 5) I want everyone to smile and be cool when they come to my funeral | | |
| Xbox TIMES This was my mean of entertainment not too long ago. 
These days, this is my mean of entertainment... spot the difference? If you do, let me know =) 
Can see how mundane life can be? | | |
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